pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
- percy and jason meeting (expectation)
- percy: can you fucking not
- jason: did you just breathe my air
- percy and jason meeting (reality)
- percy: ohmygods i love your hair where'd you get it done?
- jason: aw wow babe thanks, at the salon down in new rome
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
“a person’s a person no matter how small”
—Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you. (via celestialfucker)
"Why should anyone be made to feel like crap, just for being who they are?"
To be honest, I’ve just taught myself to expect reactions like this because they’re so common… And personally, I find it sad that I have come to do that. It shouldn’t have to be that way at all. But on another note, hopefully this TV ad can spark new conversations on racism (in all its forms) all around Australia. It’s taken far too long for something major like this to be produced, but I’m really glad that it has finally happened.
DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT
I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel.
at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got
But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.
well he does know Jodie…
This ended better than the other one