if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
You go, girls.
What is love?
"It’s like you become more you, which normally is like ‘blaaaaaagh puugh!’ but now it’s okay because the person, like, whoever - they chose to take all that on. All that weird stuff, whatever’s wrong or bad, or hiding in you. Suddenly it’s alright. You don’t feel like such a freak anymore."
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods: Persephone Marries Her Stalker (page 77/US hardcover)
The greatest confession of All Time.